He says, "Mom, Suzy and I want to get married."
His Mom thinks it's adorable, so she asks with fake concern, "But Johnny, where will you live?"
He says, "Well, we thought about that and my room is bigger than hers, so we'll probably live in my room."
"But Johnny, what will you do for money?" the mother asked grinning.
"Well, I get $5.00 a week allowance, and Suzy gets $3.50, and I think we can get by on that."
The mother asks slyly, "But what if you have children? How will you buy diapers?"
Little Johnny shrugs, "Well, we've been lucky so far . . ."
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