Things you don't want to hear while undergoing an operation
* Did he say the right or left leg?
* I'd feel...
School Jokes
So a teacher, a politician and a psychologist were on a plane.....
(the types of people in this joke doesnt matter...
Why are knives always the funniest students at utensil school?
Because they're the class cut-ups.
A little girl says to her mother "mommy, I hate daddy's guts!"
Her mother replies "shut up and keep eating."
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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
WW2
A teacher asks a WW2 pilot to speak to her elem...
A hearty laugh after a long time.
A police officer pulls over a driver and inform...
Saw this one in my maths class
Student: Sir I'm cold!
Teacher: Go and stand in...
Dad told me this one several years ago
A school teacher walks into her classroom full ...
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a tr...
Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?
He was Haydn
Unlicensed Proctologists
I heard on the news that some med school dropou...
The Tallest Boy
As the Principal made his rounds during the fir...
An oldie, but a goodie nonetheless
A Jewish man and a Chinese man were conversing....
I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups.
Apparently, it's a very touchy subject.
School in Canada makes non-vaccinated students stay home to halt the spread of measles.
Better safe than sorry.
My daughter came home from school with an assignment that asked to to finish the phrase, "I have a dream..." this is what she came up with.
I have a dream...
That one day handicap people...
A Texan went to an ivy league party on the East coast...
...and there's this group of fancy ladies stand...
My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential...
Then he pushed me off the roof
A 2nd grade teacher tells the class to say a sentence using the words "Liver" and "Cheese" in the same sentence....
...So the teacher picks a white kid to go first...
A newly hired teacher shows up to class to give his very first lecture
A newly hired teacher shows up to class to give...
Self Protection with heavy Flirt :-D
Teacher :- Why are u sleeping in the class ?
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A North Korean Joke
*Son to Mom: I don't want to go to school today...