Two men have been friends since school. One is now a lawyer, the other a farmer...

They stay friends. Years later the lawyer goes to visit the farmer for the weekend. The lawyer arrives at the farm mid afternoon. There are still many unfinished chores and the farmer hasn't time to be a good host until the chores are done.

The farmer says to his friend "I'll be a couple of hours so why don't you go shooting. Grab one of my shotguns, here's the key to my off road truck, take a few dogs and we'll see you a bit later".

Off goes the lawyer.

Five minutes later the lawyer returns. The farmer is confused. He asks the lawyer if everything is ok.

The lawyer replies. "Everything's great. This is so much fun. Do you have any more dogs"?

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