Show and Tell with Grandpa Olie
A boy has brought his Grandpa Olie into class, ...
School Jokes
Kid comes home crying from school
"Mom! Everyone at school makes fun of me for ha...
The last words of my gym teacher:
"All spears to me!"
Topical Jokes for 6/20
(For best results, imagine these being read by ...
which Baldwin went to school?
The smart Alec.
Two guys are in a helicopter.
During their flight the helicopter encounters s...
Topical Jokes for 6/11
In California, a ten-year-old boy has graduated...
Vash the Stampede and Fangorn the Ent were having a conversation one day.
Vash the Stampede and Fangorn the Ent were havi...
Namesake joke...
Two people were left standing at the national p...
Prom needed to be perfect...
And it shaping up to be just that for Johnny.
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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?
It was a high school.
A teacher tells the class whoever answers her next question can go home.
A boy throws his bag out the window
Teacher: "W...
A teacher to one of his students...
A teacher to one of his students: "What's your ...
In the old Russia, bevore USSR a small child comes home from the last day of school
and holding his grade sheet yells to his revolu...
The Famous Elephant Joke
In my school every year my [now] former Spanish...
My teacher took off points when I spilled my juice on my Calculus homework...
... Apparently, I shouldn't drink and derive.
What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?
How should I know? I just fly the drones.
The area of a pie
So I asked my maths teacher how to find the are...
Kindergarten
The kindergarten class had a homework assignmen...
Where to stand as a teacher?
As a teacher, its very hard to know where to st...
So an assassin named Arty went his high school reunion
... He saw his bet friend who he hasn't to talk...
A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke.
Knock knock.
*-Who's there?*
Interrupting cow...
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school?
It's fine, he woke up.
A Lawyer a Priest and a Rabbi.....
are driving behind a school bus when it suddenl...