In California, a ten-year-old boy has graduated from high school. And in Florida, a ten-year-old girl has dropped out of school because she’s pregnant.
…the boy has already sent out a college application, which was written in magic marker, on the back of a Fruit Roll Up.
Casey Kasem’s family has decided to take him off of life support. They made the decision after Kasem’s brain activity shot to the bottom of the charts.
Starbucks has announced their new tables will wirelessly charge phones placed on them. *Annnd* electrocute sleeping homeless people.
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