Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem?
She worked it out with a #2 pencil.
School Jokes
Three bird on a wire
A teacher asks her class, "If there are three b...
CATS
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
Little Johnny joke...
A teacher asks her class that if there are 3 bi...
A priest and a rabbi
A priest and a rabbi walk into a school, after ...
Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
Because he was Haydn.
Three kids are talking at school...
The first one says: "my dad is a formula one dr...
Question from a Legal Ethics Law School Final Exam
A potential client comes into John's office and...
Why did the meatball chef get fired from the middle school cafeteria?
They caught him stroganoff.
The old dentist
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first ...
My grandson gets home
from school and says these kids were telling hi...
Jimmy teacher and p*ssy
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at sc...
So, I ran into my old Geography Teacher the other day...
and he invited me to his birthday party.
"It'...
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school?
It's ok now, he woke up.
A teacher picks up his phone...
"I wanted to tell you that Frank can't come to ...
A little boy and a little girl were walking home from school...
The little boy says to the little girl, "This w...
Hanging in the hallway at a high school are...
...the basketball team pictures from the past d...
I once knew two Chinese twins...
So in my calculus class last year in math, ther...
Wanna hear about the time I got kicked out of school?
Everyone knows that kindergarteners are very cu...
I helped a Granny cross the road...
A father waits for his son to come home from sc...
"Have you heard about my math lesson?"
"We're going to find out if 35 goes into 16"
-...
Little Johnny
It's spelling bee day and Teacher has it down t...
A little Johnny...
One day in math class little Johnny's teacher a...
The phone rang in the principal's office...
Principal: "Hello?"
Caller: "Umm yes hi, my so...
Kid Complaining
Mom, mom, some kids at School are accusing m...