"Mom! Everyone at school makes fun of me for having a big head!" The mother responds, "You don't have a big head, I love you just the way you are!" The kid stops crying and goes to play with his friends. He comes back again crying 20 minutes later. "Mom! All my friends are making fun of me for having a big head now". "Son, you can't listen to them, they're just being boys and teasing you. I Love you" She says. He stops crying and they hug each other. "Son, could you go to the store for me?" says the mom. "Sure mom, what do I need to get?" the boy says. The mother answers "We need 100 pounds of potatoes for the party we are going to have later", "But Mom! 100 pounds? Where am I going to put them all?" To which the mother says "In your hat obviously!"
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