This doesn't quite belong, but this subreddit is home to a lot of funny people, so I figured I'd implore thy help.
I'm participating in a "male pageant" at my school, and as part of the event we have an onstage interview where we are asked a few questions from a given pool, and try to give the best answer possible.
These are the questions I might see, followed by my tentative answers:
**-What would your rapper name be?**
"Skittles–Like Eminem, but deep down inside, I'm still white."
**-What is your ideal date?**
"Probably like October 2nd. I love fall."
**-If you could date any Disney princess, which one would it be?**
"Snow white, because after seven short men, I figure anything's a step up"
**-What actor would play you if your life was a movie?**
"Danny Divito" (I'm 6'6'')
**-What is your spirit animal?**
An amoeba? I don't know 'bout this one.
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