Pink Spaghetti (Extremely Long Joke)

A friend told me this joke a couple of weeks ago.

A boy is in the bathroom before school starts, washing his hands. He looks to his side and sees a picture of pink spaghetti. Now this confused the boy. The boy ponders at this picture for a long time, so long that the tardy bell rang. The boy, hearing this bell, ran to his classroom, with the image of pink spaghetti still in his mind.

When the boy enters the class, he sits down next to his friend. His friend asks him why he was late to class. The boy tells his friend that he was in the bathroom and saw a picture that confused him. The friend asks the boy what it was. The boy said it was a picture of pink spaghetti.

The boy's friend got furious at the boy. So furious that the teacher went back and asked what was going on. The boy tell's the teacher that he was explaining to his friend that he was late to class because he saw a picture in the bathroom that confused him. The teacher asks the boy what the picture was. The boy says it was of pink spaghetti.

The teacher becomes enraged at the boy, yelling at him to go straight to the principal's office. The boy grabs his stuff and leaves as quickly as possible.

On the way to the principal's office, he see's the janitor. Now the boy has been good friends with the janitor, so he thinks that the janitor might be able to explain what is happening.

The boy asks the janitor if he could explain something to him. The janitor asks the boy what he wants explained. The boy tells the janitor that he was late to class today because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom. When he entered the class, his friend asks him why he was late. The boy explains to the friend that he was late because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom. When told what the picture was, the friend got infuriated. So infuriated that it caused a scene and the teacher came to see what was happening. The boy then said he explained to the teacher that he was late to class because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom and that he was explaining to his friend why he was late. The teacher asked what the picture was, and when told got infuriated. The janitor asks what the picture was. The boy said pink spaghetti.

Now the janitor get infuriated with the boy. He starts throwing janitor materials at the boy, like cleaning supplies and toilet paper, yelling at him to go to the principals office immediately.

The boy reaches the principal's office, where the receptionist asks him why he was there. The boy tells the receptionist that he was late to class today because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom. When he entered the class, his friend asks him why he was late. The boy explains to the friend that he was late because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom. When told what the picture was, the friend got infuriated. So infuriated that it caused a scene and the teacher came to see what was happening. The boy then said he explained to the teacher that he was late to class because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom and that he was explaining to his friend why he was late. The teacher asked what the picture was, and when told got infuriated and sent him to the principal's office. The boy explains on his way there, he saw the janitor and thought he would be able to explain what was happening. The boy says that he saw a strange picture, and whenever he told anyone what it was, that person would get angry at him. The janitor asked what the picture was, and when told got angry at the boy. The receptionist asks what the picture was. The boy responds with pink spaghetti.

The receptionist becomes infuriated, pushing everything off her desk. She throws the boy into the principal's main office.

The principal asks the boy what happened out there, and the boy explains that he was explaining to the receptionist that he was late to class today because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom. When he entered the class, his friend asks him why he was late. The boy explains to the friend that he was late because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom. When told what the picture was, the friend got infuriated. So infuriated that it caused a scene and the teacher came to see what was happening. The boy then said he explained to the teacher that he was late to class because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom and that he was explaining to his friend why he was late. The teacher asked what the picture was, and when told got infuriated and sent him to the principal's office. The boy explains on his way there, he saw the janitor and thought he would be able to explain what was happening. The boy says that he saw a strange picture, and whenever he told anyone what it was, that person would get angry at him. The janitor asked what the picture was, and when told got angry at the boy and yells at him to get to the office. The boy says that when he arrived to the office, the receptionist asked what happened. When the boy explained to the receptionist about the strange picture and all the incidents that happened, the receptionist asked what it was. When told the receptionist got infuriated.

The principal asks the boy what the picture was.

The boy said it was a picture of pink spaghetti.

The principal get FURIOUS at the boy. The principal calls the cops on the boy. When going to the station, the cops ask the boy what happened. The boy explains to the cops he was late to class today because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom. When he entered the class, his friend asks him why he was late. The boy explains to the friend that he was late because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom. When told what the picture was, the friend got infuriated. So infuriated that it caused a scene and the teacher came to see what was happening. The boy then said he explained to the teacher that he was late to class because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom and that he was explaining to his friend why he was late. The teacher asked what the picture was, and when told got infuriated and sent him to the principal's office. The boy explains on his way there, he saw the janitor and thought he would be able to explain what was happening. The boy says that he saw a strange picture, and whenever he told anyone what it was, that person would get angry at him. The janitor asked what the picture was, and when told got angry at the boy and told him to go straight to the principal's office. When he arrived to the principal's office, the receptionist asks the boy what happened. The boy explained to the receptionist what had happened, and when told what the picture was, the receptionist got angry and threw the boy into the principal's office. The principal asked what happened, and the boy explained. The principal asked what the picture was, and when told, called the cops on the boy. The cops asked they boy what the picture was, thinking that it was probably something harmless. The boy said it was a picture of pink spaghetti.

Now the cops get enraged at the boy. They take him to the police chief. The police chief tells the boy to explain to him what was happening. The boy explains to the chief that he was late to class today because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom. When he entered the class, his friend asks him why he was late. The boy explains to the friend that he was late because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom. When told what the picture was, the friend got infuriated. So infuriated that it caused a scene and the teacher came to see what was happening. The boy then said he explained to the teacher that he was late to class because he saw a strange picture in the bathroom and that he was explaining to his friend why he was late. The teacher asked what the picture was, and when told got infuriated and sent him to the principal's office. The boy explains on his way there, he saw the janitor and thought he would be able to explain what was happening. The boy says that he saw a strange picture, and whenever he told anyone what it was, that person would get angry at him. The janitor asked what the picture was, and when told got angry at the boy. The receptionist asks what the picture was. The principal asked what the picture was, and when told, called the cops on the boy. The cops came and picked up the boy, and the boy explained what happened. The cops asked the boy what the picture was, and they became enraged at what the answer was. So the boy said that is why he was there.

The police chief asked the boy what the picture was.

The boy responded with pink spaghetti.

The police chief was not pleased with that answer and went to call the boy's parents. Now the boy wasn't having any of this, so he ran out of the police station, with a hoard of angry cops following him. The boy runs out into the street and gets hit by a big truck. The boy is hospitalized for many months.

Now the moral of this story is to look both ways before crossing the road.


I'm sorry for the long joke, but it was necessary.