Little Billy comes home early from school, only to find his Dad masturbating in the living room...
As Billy is quite young, he is shocked and conf...
School Jokes
A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee.
It was grounds for dismissal.
What did the Physics professor say to the fat kid in school?
"You've got a lot of potential!"
A teacher says to his class
A teacher tells his class :"If one of you think...
The teacher is scolding Little Johnny.
"Johnny, a
good half of the girls from our sch...
There's this greek archipelago called the "Sporades".
People there work sometimes.
By my Economics/P...
Teacher asked us today, "What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?"
You can't hear a protein.
(Wait for it)
A 'Cold War' joke I tought up today...
It's early September, 1984. Children around the...
One day, there was a school where a class had just started...
The teacher said to the class, "OK kids! it's t...
A doctor is talking to his friend...
**The doctor:** "I had an unusual patient today...
Son, I wanted to talk to you about masturbation...
If you do it too much you'll go blind
Dad I'm o...
School Jokes
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one da...
Say all the bad things you want about pedophiles
But at least they drive slowly through school z...
joke - Daily dose of laughter.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?
Cause he kept going in circles...
Slinging puns at my best friend
So my best friend from high school is a Marine....
There was once a bee that lived in a jungle.
So there once was this bee that lived in a jung...
What black and yellow and makes you laugh when it goes off a cliff?
A school bus full of black people
(Sorry for ra...
What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?
"I can't, I'm not a conductor."
Pffffffhehewhe...
Where do galaxies go to college?
University!
Happy 1st day back to school to ma...
Two six year olds are walking to school
Boy: this morning, my daddy found two used cond...
A yoga teacher was murdered...
...they're saying it was premeditated.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the elementary school?
He woke up later
X = Y
The teacher asked the student, "If x=y, what is...