Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up, “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
Son: “Awww Mom! I don’t want to go to school.”
Mom: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
Son:
“One, all the children hate me.
Two, all the teachers hate me.”
Mom: “Oh, that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
Son: “ Okay, you give me two good reasons why I should go to school!"
Mom:
One,
you are FIFTY-TWO years old,
And should understand your responsibilities.
Two,
You're the principal of the school! "
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