(my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day)
Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
A: Lean Beef
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef
Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
A: Your mom
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