The Kindergartener
A girl came skipping home from school one day. ...
School Jokes
a very funny joke (might be offensive)
a amarican
a Hollander
and a ????? [fill in fo...
What's a grammar teacher's favorite dessert?
SYNONYM ROLLS!
A few months after his parents were divorced...
Little Johnny passed by his mother's bedroom to...
Did you hear the one about the crossed eyed teacher?
She couldn't keep her Pupils straight
Three apprentice vampire bats
Three apprentice vampire bats are taken out to ...
I got a girl pregnant in high school.
Her son grew to be 6 foot 7 (200 cm). Biggest m...
My teacher called me racist today....
So I told him " I am not racist because as we a...
Prostitute
Teacher: Describe hydrogen Student: It is a pro...
Teacher & Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why was the hot teacher promoted to principal?
Because she was the Headmaster!
My first su...
One for us old guys
Lady opens a house of ill repute and hired 3 gi...
I heard this joke today for the first time, it might be repost/an old one (idk), but here it is
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There wa...
Robin Hood
The teacher asked "Who can tell me the name of ...
Once upon a time a small boy named Hameed was living in a tiny primitive Moroccan Village & was a moron and all his classmates hated him for his stupid acts.
His teacher Aisha was always yelling at him.. "...
A bartender is closing down his bar
A bartender is closing down his bar at the end ...
"If there are 10 birds on a telephone wire and you shoot one, how many are left?"
Little Johnny excitedly raises his hand and the...
While teaching a class,
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked he...
Wood Eye
There was a young boy who had his eye put out w...
The teacher asked the class to stand
...one by one and compose a simple sentence usi...
So Jimmy, say I have 5 birds sitting on a porch...
Teacher says to Jimmy:
"So Jimmy, say I have...
There was an International Job opening.
Two men applied, a Canadian man, and an America...
My math teacher insulted me
He called me a third derivative
Once upon a time a small boy named Hameed
living in a tiny
primitive Moroccan village was...
One day in math...
...we got two new transfer students. They were ...