There was a young boy who had his eye put out when he was in middle school. His family was too poor to get him a glass eye, but his dad was a woodworker. So, his dad made him a wooden eye. When he returned to school, all of the kids made fun of him calling him, "Wood eye, wood eye." He tolerated the jokes for a few weeks before breaking down and refusing to return to school.
When it came time to go to high school, state officials called him and told him that he must return to school. So, he went back to school and again was made fun of due to his wooden eye. However, he eventually got used to the jokes.
Prom time was fast approaching and he wanted to ask a girl that he really liked to the prom. He went to his dad and asked, "Dad, I really like this girl, but she has a heir lip." His dad said, "Son, if you really like her, then you should ask her no matter what."
The next day he went up to her and asked, "Will you go to the prom with me?" She replied with excitement, "WOULD I? WOULD I?" He screamed back, "HEIR LIP!! HEIR LIP!!'
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