a amarican
a Hollander
and a ????? [fill in for yourself](former member of a terror organisation)
went on a airplain.
after a while above a city the pilot said MADAY-MADAY we're gonna crash, we need to drop someting.
the amarican said: i will drop down a bunch of fast-food, we have enough of it anyway
after a while it happened again the pilot said MADAY-MADAY we're gonna crash, we need to drop someting else.
the dutchman said, i will drop down some of our cheese. we have enough of it anyway
and once again the pilot said MADAY-MADAY we're gonna crash, we need to drop someting else.
the ?????? said i will drop down some of our BOMBS
when they landed they went in the city. they find a little boy crying.
they asked why he was crying.
the boy answered: *there fell down a bunch of fast food on my head*
they stopped him crying and went on.
then they find a girl crying.
they asked why she was crying.
she answered *a bunch of cheese fell down on my, i barily escaped*
they stopped her from crying further.
after a while they heard a boy laughing very hard.
they asked *boy* why are you laughing so hard?
the boy answered: *i farted and the school exploded*
**the end**
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