School Jokes

School Jokes

May be


"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Bo...

Looking back on photos


The children had all been photographed, and th...

New Principal


As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was ch...

Where the men are men


Q: At [Insert Geography you hate here], they'v...

"fasinating"


One day in school Mrs.Siber asked the students...

Empty head


Teacher: "Why didn't you answer me?"


Pupil: ...

mama jokes


yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv ...

Why I'm tired


Yes, I'm tired. For several years I've been bl...

I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."


A certain little girl, when asked her name, wo...

Teacher


what did theteacher call the twins Gim and Art

The PDP


In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky o...

Do You Like Lions?


During a lesson at school, we were learning ab...

Ways to add confusion to dining halls


by Robert ChenYou should not attempt any these...

No...Really...


Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in sc...

3rd Grade Quiz


A first grade teacher was having trouble with ...

Class Picture


A teacher had been after her pupils to bring i...

Redneck quickies 7


You might be a redneck if...You refer to the t...

Explaination


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

The Solution


Two guys were taking Chemistry at the Universi...

Grow up to Be a Doctor


One day in the first grade class, the teacher ...

Animal Noises


A group of young children were siting in a cir...

John 2


Teacher:How on earth can you write 'wire' with...

Redneck quickies 9


You might be a redneck if...Birds are attracte...

Condom Education.


A father and his son go into the grocery store...

Aarat


Q: What did the cat say when he got off the ar...