School Jokes

School Jokes

Fire drill


Everyone knocks our (local) school system as h...

MONEY FROM HOME


A kid called up his mom from his college and a...

Barely graduated


One day 2 guys who had just BARELY graduated h...

School Play


Little Johnny's dad picked him up from school ...

Toothbrush sales


The kids filed back into class Monday morning....

I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to...


I shot my teacher with a 44stud I went to her ...

Hunchback


HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about th...

New case of herpes


Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North ...

Lettering in making out


A girl goes to the doctor and takes off her sh...

Lamaze class


The room was full of pregnant women and their ...

Go to school!


Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up...

Teacher's Pet


On the last day of kindergarten, all the child...

Bedtime Poems For BIG Kids


JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a litt...

Fire dog!


A nursery school teacher was delivering a stat...

Poor Kid


First grade class comes in from recess.


Teac...

The following are only learned from college


11. Two meals a day are standard. One for some...

The Six-pack!


Three guys were working on a high rise buildin...

Making an effort to help a "lonely" child


Sandy began a job as an elementary school coun...

never tell a teachure your batman!!!!


One day a little boy went to kindergarden for ...

Contagious


A teacher asks her class to use the word conta...

Flat at the poles


Teacher to naughtiest boy in class : " ...

Working help


what do you get when you cross a mexican with ...

Bush's Propaganda Tour


During a propaganda tour, President Bush visit...

First Day at School


It was the first day of 3rd grade, and a new s...

Picked for the school team


"Dad, dad!" cried Philip, as he arrived home o...