yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 2 commercials
yo mamas so stupid she thought a NFL quarterback was a refund
yo mamas so poor she was kickin a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving
jo mamas so fat she saw a school bus and chased it thinking it was a twinkie
your mamas so fat she got baptised at sea world
yo mamas so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over walmart and landed right on target
yo mamas so fat she made my truck a low rider
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