You might be a redneck if...Birds are attracted to your beard.The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute". Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding. Bikers back down from your momma.You were shooting pool when your kids were born. Your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
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