School Jokes

School Jokes

Oopsy Daisy!


On opening his new store, a man received a bou...

Little johnny


teacher says to class," l want you to put cont...

Discrimination in School


A first grade class comes in from recess.


Te...

THE STUDENT'S ANSWER


The student - not necessarily a well-prepared ...

Little Johnny goes to church


Monday morning little Johnny came to school wi...

Manage your stress!


Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are soft...

The Top Ten Lies Told by Graduate Students


10. It doesn't bother me at all that my colleg...

Gym class


Me and my friend were in gym class the other d...

Kids aren't Dumb


A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and a...

How much


Teacher in class:
- How much is that, 2 times...

What is their best option?


1) Zelda and Jane were given a rottweiler at t...

Gotta love the unions!


Negotiations between union members and their e...

Big job no way


Once upon a time there was this democratic sen...

Retarded Singers


There was a group of retarded kids that were h...

A bribe for your professor


A professor was giving a big test one day to h...

Mirror


Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professo...

ZOOLOGY TEST


A young college student had stayed up all nigh...

A Lesson in Life


A child came home from his first day at school...

You might be a redneck if....


The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has ...

Ketchup and Liquor


Whenever I say something you say:ketchup and l...

Tuns of PunsGalore - Part II


I was having coffee at the golf course when I ...

Hamburger


There was this young boy. As he was leaving to...

College Football


A college football coach had recruited a top t...

Substitute teacher


Little Johnny walks into school one day to fin...

Double Positives?


A linguistics professor was lecturing to his c...