teacher says to class," l want you to put contagious in a sentance ".mary puts her hand up and the teacher nods mary says "my little brother had measles and mom said you may catch them because they are contagious ".very good the teacher says, bobby puts his hand up and replies "mumps can also be contagious ",teacher says well done so not to be out done liitle johnny pipes up " me and dad where driving down the road when a truck loaded full of watermellons drove past and just as it passed it blew a tyre and rolled and dad turned to johnny and said thatll take that contagious to pick them up
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