Monday morning little Johnny came to school with a black eye.
His friends ask him what happened. He tells them, "I was in church yesterday,
when a big fat lady sat in front of me.
When we got up to sing, I noticed she had huge wedgies. I couldn�t stand it
anymore, so I pulled it out, and she decked me".
The following Monday, little Johnny came to school with 2 black eyes. His
friends once again asked what happened. He told them,"I was in church yesterday,
when the same fat lady came and sat in front of me. When we got up to sing, she
once again had the huge
wedgies. The guy next to me pulled it out, but I knew she didn�t like it out,
so I pushed it back in..."
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