Girl 1: "mom why is my name butterfly?"
Mom: "because when you were a baby a butterfly landed on your head"
Girl 2: "why is my name rose then"
Mom: "because when you were a baby I put a rose on your head:
Girl 3: "hurhh blagh huurgh"
Mom: "shut up brick"
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