Young boy at christmas : haha I got more presents then you !!
Sister replied : Haha ! At least I dont have AI...
Religion Jokes
I suffer from Insomnia
On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Chr...
What causes arthritis, father?
A man flops down on a subway seat next to a pri...
I got a sweater for Christmas...
...but what I really wanted was a moaner or a s...
So the pope went to Africa to visit some city's to spread good word
We was being driven in a limo and was in the mi...
How famous is Colin?
Colin was bragging to his friend, Laura, one da...
Plastic parrots
A father is talking to his three year old son t...
This year for Christmas you are getting jeans with the pockets cut out.
So you can have clothes and something to play w...
What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?
A Krismas goose.
What do you call a comatose Pope?
esteemed vegetable.
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are on an epic fight...
Suddenly, Vader stops swinging. He pulls Luke c...
So the Pope has gotten bored staying in the vatican for years on end
So the Pope has gotten bored staying in the vat...
Do you like Christmas?
Then why don't you merry it?
I'm developing a new Christmas movie...
We're in the primal stages and at the moment we...
What causes arthritis?
A drunk man sat down on a subway seat next to a...
My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas...
I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw t...
What did Hitler get the Jews for Christmas?
Nothing. Jews don't celebrate Christmas.
My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store
The man behind the counter said "are you going ...
A golf joke.
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to d...
Three guys arrive at the Pearly Gates...
...(Insert your favorite racial epithets here) ...
I work out religiously...
On christmas and Easter!