...(Insert your favorite racial epithets here) and encounter St. Peter. They walk towards the gate and assumed they were automatically granted admission. St. Peter stops them.
St. P: Wait wait wait right there. First, you must all answer one question. What is Easter?
The first guy thinks for a while: Oh, I know! Easter comes during the time of harvest, in the fall, when everyone gathers for a great feast and discuss what they're grateful for.
St. P: No! That's Thanksgiving! Leave my sight at once.
The second guy approaches, thinks long and hard: I know exactly what Easter means. It's during the winter and towards the end of the year. It's when people buy gifts for each other."
St. P: Of course not! How ridiculous. That's Christmas. Leave at once.
The third guy is confident. Immediately he answers: Easter celebrates this man who performed miracles and spread his gospel. People persecuted him and he was sacrificed. He came back to this world from a cave. People would gather around, and if he saw his shadow, there would be 6 more weeks of winter.
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