I asked the guy in the Santa suit why he was following me around.
He said he was Christmas stalking.
Religion Jokes
what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet
Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?
Because the Pope was a cat-holic.
Eh? Eh?
My friend knows everyone...
Dave was bragging to his boss one day:
"You kno...
What did the blind kid get for Christmas?
swimming goggles
Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?
Because he was on the nautilust.
The Pope is making great strides in combating child abuse...
But many priests are still coming in a little b...
How is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit get...
I took a picture of your mom last christmas
And its still printing.
The Pope and Colonel Sanders
When KFC sales hit a lean patch, Colonel Sander...
What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?
They're both Catholics.
How come no one tries to blow up the Pope?
I thought he was inflatable.
Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?
Because they pee on poles.
This is a long one. What have I done....
So this nun goes into a bar and there are a bun...
original joke time! The last Pope was always butthurt...
They called him the Wholly Salty Sea.
What did the feta cheese say when it saw a parmesan for the first time?
No whey!
>I thought up this awful joke (of th...
Insomnia sufferers, look on the bright side.
only three more sleeps until christmas.
A woman visits a tattoo parlor...
A woman visits a tattoo parlor and asks for a n...
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
A family.
CRUEL JOKE
What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy...
The Pope and Hillary Clinton
The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same st...