Suddenly, Vader stops swinging. He pulls Luke close to him, and says:
*breathing sounds*
"I know what you are getting for Christmas"
"WHAT?? IT CAN'T BE! HOW?"
*breathing sounds*
"Because I have felt your presents"
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