We was being driven in a limo and was in the middle of nowhere, on the way, he asked the driver if he could try driving, the limo driver asked why and the pope said he had never driven in his life, so the limo driver thought why not since they're in the middle of nowhere, so the pope starts flying it going about 100 miles an hour, but all of a sudden a cop shows up out of nowhere, pulls him over and looks inside, amazed, he calls the chief of police. He says" boss, I pulled someone over but he is extremely important, do I still give him a ticket?" The chief asks " is it the us president, the queen of England? Who is it I need to know now!" The officer says" I have no idea who it is but he must be important because the pope is his limo driver." ( heard this from my dad)
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