Did you hear that the Vatican elected a new Pope?
Never mind, they were just blowing smoke.
Religion Jokes
Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25
Did you hear that the Pope might quit?
I guess there's just not enough altar boys to g...
What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?
You only get presents from one set of grandpare...
Who Says Men Don't Remember
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping ...
My girlfriend told me that if I were a tree, she'd want me to be a Christmas tree so she could spruce me up
I told her she'd probably be a huge birch
What does a transvestite do on Christmas?
Eat, drink and be Mary
I got a sweater for christmas...
I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater.
A lady goes to a tattoo parlor
A lady goes to a tattoo parlor and gets a tatto...
A Catholic man is on a train.
At the next stop, the Vatican, the conductor an...
The Pope is walking through the streets of Vatican City...
... and he sees two beggars holding up cans for...
CHURCH SQUIRRELS
There were five houses of religion in a small t...
What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope?
360 NO POPE!!!!
A little girl writes a Christmas letter to Santa
"Dear Santa, I want a fur coat and a scarf for ...
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome
One held a Cross in front of him; the other one...
A good 'ole story from my algebra II teacher Mr. Locke (or as some call him MLocke)
This will be entirely from the point of view of...
Three men turn up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.
Saint Peter asks the three men: ' Did you commi...
Being engaged
Daddy what does being engaged mean?
Son It's li...
The Pope is doing a cross word with the Dalai Lama and needs a four letter word for a woman that ends with the three letters "UNT".
The Dalai Lama thinks real hard... "Four letter...
Christmas with the family
While I greatly enjoy the presence of their com...
The Irish Nun and warm milk
In a convent in Ireland , the 98-year-old Mothe...
Whats the difference between acne and the pope?
Acne doesn't come on your face till about thirt...