The Top 12 Signs the Year of the Rabbit Has Begun


12> Glenn Close's corpse found floating in a hot tub.


11> Always a line for carrots in the produce section.


10> "Another Oscar? For me? Doc, you shouldn't have!"


9> Time's Men of the Year: Prince Charles and Ross Perot


8> Within a week of each other, Bob Guccione and Larry Flynt both meet an untimely demise.


7> Cocoa Puffs and Raisinets. Everywhere you look, Cocoa Puffs and Raisinets.


6> Kids start wearing their ears long and droopy.


5> Dozens of checks voided after "Year of the Rat" written in the date.


4> Much better TV reception.


3> You're overcome by an incredible urge to mate indiscriminately and produce as many offspring as possible. (Or was that the Year Of The NBA Player?)


2> Scientists in the Mary Kay testing lab getting laid off by the dozen.


1> A desperate Al Stewart is forced to use the word "dagnabbit" in a rhyme.


[ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ]


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