One says to the other,
"Dude, you know if you're in the road and a car's coming, all you have to do to avoid being hit is to position yourself exactly between the headlights of the car, and you won't be hit."
To prove it, he goes into the road, positions himself between the headlights of an oncoming car, and survives.
The other rabbit says,
"Cool, I want to try!"
He goes into the road, positions himself between the headlights of an oncoming car, then... SPLAT, he gets run over.
The other rabbit says to himself,
"Huh, I guess you don't see too many Robin Reliants these days."
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