What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies
Happy Easter
Rabbit Jokes
I served baby rabbit this evening.
It got over the net, but there was practically ...
Bear Grylls is hunting his next meal
He carefully makes his bow and arrow, finds rab...
I want to order rabbit at a fancy restaurant
and then complain there is a hare in my food.
Rabbit and Snake - Joke
One day there was a rabbit and a snake who were...
Poor little Rabbit
A vegan is driving his Escalade down the highwa...
Little Johnny is getting ready to go to grandmas house...
When he walks in on his mother in the shower. "...
Evil Genie and 3 wishes
A man is walking down a deserted road when he n...
Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Two blondes were walking around...
...when they saw some tracks. One blonde said, ...
Man opens a fridge and sees a rabbit...
He says "What are you doing there, rabbit?"
Rab...
A man walks onto a plane...
... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The st...
How do you catch a rare rabbit?
Unique up on it
A man was driving along a highway.
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a ...
Why can't Rabbit tell Winnie the Pooh to stop eating honey on Tumblr?
Because he may get Tiggered
How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?
Unique up on it.
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit Farts
Punny Easter Bunny
A man was blissfully driving along the highway,...
A magician was performing on a cruise ship
A magician was doing a show for passengers aboa...
The CIA the FBI and the KGB hold a competition
The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to ...
The Rabbit
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a ...
a journalist question to a Rabbit
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
Q...
Three blondes come across some tracks...
The first blonde examines them and exclaims tha...
Chinese Easter
Around Easter, Catholic Church in China Town ha...