A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D...

The inspector says: "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."

The guy replies: "If I say 'why the rabbit?' I will get the job, am I right?"

The inspector replies: "No, instead we'll just whine about hearing a joke twice."

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