When I was younger I went on a camping trip with my scout troupe. I woke up earlier than everyone else so I went outside for a walk. As I looked around I saw loads of animals. There was fox by the hedge, a rabbit running for its burrow, birds chirping in the trees. After sitting and watching and listening for a while a kestrel flew near me and kept circling around doing acrobatic manoeuvres. After a few minutes I realised that I had this strange feeling that I hadn't had before. I looked down and saw that I had an erection. It turned out that my friends had all been hiding and watching me and it was at that moment that they all came out from their hiding places and started laughing and pointing at my obvious erection. And all I could think was "This is hawkward!"
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