A rabbit hops its way into a trendy cafe in Melbourne.
It says to the nonplussed waiter, "I've munched my way from Sydney to here and I'd like something different to eat."
"What would you like?" asks the waiter.
"A leaf of fresh lettuce between two pieces of toasted white bread, thanks."
The waiter makes up the meal, sets it down in front of the rabbit, who gorges himself upon it happily.
Then, he asks for seconds, "only this time, make it wholemeal bread," he says.
Again, having the lettuce and toast set down in front of him, the rabbit gobbles it down quickly.
And for the third time, he requests a crunchy lettuce leaf in toast but "make it multi-grain bread this time, thanks."
The rabbit positively snarfs this lot down as soon as it arrives.
Suddenly, the rabbit keels over on its side and clutches his belly, groaning dreadfully.
Concerned, the waiter asks, "What is it, mate?! What's wrong?!"
With its last expiring breaths, the rabbit gasps out, "Ugh! [Mix o' my toasties](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxomatosis)...
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