3 bats are sitting on a branch

and one of them goes off and comes back a few minutes later with a drop of blood on his tooth.

One of them says "WOW! where did you get that drop of blood?"

-"You see that rabbit over there? well i just killed it !"

Then one of the other two bats sets off and comes back a few minutes later with 2 drops of blood on his tooth

"WOW ! Where did you get those drops of blood?"

-"Well, you see that owl over there? well, i just killed it !"

Then the last bat sets off and came back a few minutes later with his face full of blood!

"OMG !! Where did u get all that blood !"

-"You see that tree over? Well, i didnt see it !"

HAHAHA this joke is too funny :)

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