An American and Vietcong General were discussing who would have won if the war had continued. Unable to agree they decided to hold a competition between the US Army, the Green Berets and the Vietcong.
The competition was simple, whoever could catch a rabbit the fastest in the jungle would be declared the winner.
The US Army went in first, for over a week all that could be heard from the jungle was the sound of machine guns and mortar fire. Eventually they came out and admitted defeat.
Next in were the Green Berets, they spent over a year in the jungle laying trip wires and surveillance cameras. But they too couldn't see a rabbit nevermind catch one.
Finally the Vietcong went in, the Americans scoffed at the ragtag bunch, thinking, if we couldn't catch a rabbit, these guys haven't got a hope in hell.
About an hour later the Vietcong emerge from the jungle holding a flying squirrel by the ears and declare themselves the winners. The Americans confused say: "but that's not a rabbit!"
The Vietcong put a gun to the squirrels head and he starts shouting: "I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"
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