Quotes Jokes

Quotes Jokes

Amendment 6


In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shal...

Marriage


Men with pierced ears are better prepared for ...

the Imortal Groucho


Quotes From Groucho Marx (1890-1977).............

Thought of the day!


Now matter how you jump or dance, A few drops ...

"Death is every man's final critic. To die...


"Death is every man's final critic.
To die we...

Bill Gates


640K ought to be enough for anybody -Bill Gate...

I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone....


I spilt spot remover on my dog, now's he gone....

Truisms


Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.....

"Everything worthwhile has already been invented....


"Everything worthwhile has already been invent...

Dan Quayle Quotes


Some classic mistakes from Dan Quayle:


It is...

More truths...


Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a ...

I think men who have a pierced ear are better...


I think men who have a pierced ear are better ...

Everything


You can't have everything. Where would you put...

2 Quotes


Believe in your dreams, except the one in whic...

Steve Wright Jokes 2


Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injec...

"Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest...


"Sometimes I think astronauts are the luckiest...

Life and Shaving


Living your life is like shaving...no matter h...

Various quotes


For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-hu...

Seashells


I have the world's largest collection of seash...

Room Temperature


It doesn't matter what temperature the room is...

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes,...


I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes,...

The man who fears no truths has nothing to...


The man who fears no truths has nothing to fea...

Engineering Quote


"Normal people ... believe that if it ain't br...