Some classic mistakes from Dan Quayle:
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I
mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this
century. I didn't live in this century.
If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.
Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a
challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we're
going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to
the--to the back!
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is
being very wasteful. How true that is.
Classic--Add one little bit on the end... Think of "potatoe",
how's it spelled? You're right phonetically, but what else...?
There ya go... all right!
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