I think a really funny joke would be for NASA to send up rockets and push a bunch of planets out of

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Graffiti in the USA

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"... It's easy if...

"... It's easy if you try." - Lennon "That's the most ridiculous thing...

Driving

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car...

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We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. - Dan...

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Honest Abe

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