Quotes Jokes

Quotes Jokes

Coffee Quote

"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force peopl...

"I've been doing the Fonda workout: The Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of

Kevin Meaney

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't."

Rhonda Hansome

When you participate in sporting events, it's...

When you participate in sporting events, it's ...

Wise Men

A wise man never plays leap frog with a unicor...

Life's reflections

1. Never raise your hands to your kids. It le...

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. "

Lily Tomlin

Folding Beds

I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't...

Homilies to live by

1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for ...

Friends

"True Friends know the song of your heart and ...

"Some people say that I must be a horrible...

"Some people say that I must be a horrible per...

We are ready for an unforeseen event that...

We are ready for an unforeseen event that may ...

Kids truths :)

~ ~ Great Truths About Life That Little Childr...

Due to the shape of the North American Elk's...

Due to the shape of the North American Elk's e...

Our Bombs Are Smarter

Our bombs are smarter than the average high sc...

"Help me, Rhonda"...

"Help me, Rhonda"
- D...

50 actual newspaper headings

(collected by actual journalists)

1. Someth...

A life without tragedy would not be worth...

A life without tragedy would not be worth livi...

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and

Katharine Hepburn

"I love the lines the men use to get us into...

"I love the lines the men use to get us into b...

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart....

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart....

The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every mo

Will Rogers

Adages

* A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this ...

Life's Lessons

Money doesn't bring you happiness,
but it ena...

Bumper Stickers

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Your kid may ...