Ineffective Daily Affirmations
As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get...
Quotes Jokes
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort...
"Get your facts first,
and then you can disto...
Tidey Bowel Man
If you launch your ship in a toilet, you're go...
Put it back in the horse!...
Put it back in the horse!
- H. Allen Smith, ...
"People who hate cats, will come back as mice...
"People who hate cats, will come back as mice ...
Carrots and Peas
Confucius say one who cooks carrots and peas i...
"Dancing's never been one of my strong points....
"Dancing's never been one of my strong points....
"The people who vote decide nothing....
"The people who vote decide nothing.
The peo...
In the woods a saw a rabbit with a candle...
In the woods a saw a rabbit with a candle
mak...
"Old age ain't no place for sissies."
Bette Davis
Quotes from mom
My momma always said...
"I brought into this ...
This Dress Looked Much Better on...
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly an...
Steven Wrigth Quotes 3
- When I get real bored, I like to drive downt...
Beer is good food....
Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
"I think a secure profession for young people...
"I think a secure profession for young people ...
"If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-...
"If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged...
Baby Shower
I took a baby shower once. It left my skin bab...
Refrigerator Magnet Slogans
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, an...
Some more things to ponder
1. If you can't be kind, at least have the de...
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess'...
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Gues...
Replies...
I can please only one person per day. Today is...
"... It's easy if you try."...
"... It's easy if you try."
- Lennon
"That...