Never take a job where winter winds can blow...
Never take a job where winter winds can blow u...
Quotes Jokes
Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusion....
Better a cruel truth than a comfortable delusi...
I learned to put the [toilet] seat down......
I learned to put the [toilet] seat down...
it...
Anything worth having is worth cheating for....
Anything worth having is worth cheating for.
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My Uncle
"Whenever I start getting sad about where I am...
Woman Catching a Fly Ball
If a woman has to choose between catching a fl...
When someone says, "It can't be done," they're...
When someone says, "It can't be done," they're...
I always turn to the sports page first, which...
I always turn to the sports page first, which ...
What smells?
"What fells like smish?"
By dyslexic Bob in a...
Yield to temptation....
Yield to temptation.
It may not pass your way...
Nobody has so many friends that he can afford...
Nobody has so many friends that he can afford ...
Freedom begins between the ears....
Freedom begins between the ears.
- Edward Ab...
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
Phyllis Diller
Front and Back Seats
Children in the front seat cause accidents, ac...
Food Poisoning
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when ...
"If I were going to convert to any religion,...
"If I were going to convert to any religion, I...
Driving
The other night I came home late, and tried to...
"If you ever see me getting beaten by the...
"If you ever see me getting beaten by the poli...
Doing for people what they can and ought to...
Doing for people what they can and ought to do...
"I don't make jokes....
"I don't make jokes.
I just watch the governm...
A man with one watch knows what time it is....
A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A...
Homer Simpson
"What are you gonna do then? Let out the dogs?...
The man with the best job in the country is...
The man with the best job in the country is th...