A young couple get married and they have never made love
before. On their wedding night the wife is quite anxious to get
things going, but the man seems to be having some difficulty.
Finally, he starts to undress. She notices his knees are deeply
pockmarked and scarred. So the wife said "What happened to you?"
The man said "When I was very young I had the kneesles." He
took off his socks and when his wife saw that his toes were all
mangled and deformed she said "I don't understand. What happened
to your feet?"
"Well you see, when I was a young boy I had tolio." So the
man takes off his shorts and the woman says, "Don't tell
me...smallcox."
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