A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he
tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When gentlemen
came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them
with a shotgun to make sure that they knew who was boss.
One evening all of his daughters had plans. The doorbell rang,
the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young
gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to
the show - Is she ready to go?" The farmer frowned, but decided
to let them go.
The doorbell rang again a few minutes later, the farmer got his
shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm
Eddie. I'm here for Betty, We're gonna get spaghetti - Is she
ready?" The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again after a couple of minutes. The farmer
got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said,
"Hi, I'm Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.
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