Faux Fun--groaner deluxe


"Can you loan me faux dollars ?"
"What faux ?"
"To buy faux diamonds."

"What do you need with faux diamonds ?"
"I have sixteen, but I need faux more."

"Okay, why do you need twenty faux diamonds ?"
"No, just twenty, not twenty-faux ."

"You CAN'T be faux real ! Besides, I don't have faux dollars."
"Thanks faux nothing !"

"Why do you REALLY need faux dollars ?"
"Well, it's faux pas."

"And why does pas need faux dollars ?"
"'Cause Ma SPENT all of his !"

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