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A programmer’s wife sends him to the grocery st...
Programming Jokes
Job Interview
A games programmer is at a job interview at Ele...
A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table...
...one full of water in case he gets thirsty, o...
Programming
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long paus...
[Original] Why do the majority of web programmers choose the PHP programming language over plain HTML?
Because HTML is just HTML, but PHP has [HTML an...
A mother to her programmer son...
"Son, go to the shop and buy one milk bottle, a...
A programmer and an engineer
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next t...
A physicist, a biologist, a programmer, and a mathematician ....
are sitting at a café across from an empty buil...
Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician?
because he didn't C#
A programmer's wife...
...says to her husband that she wants him to go...
A programmer is going to the grocery store...
A programmer is going to the grocery store and ...
Jokes generated by AI at the University of Edinburgh
I like my relationships like I like my source: ...
Why are C programmers poor?
They don't have any inheritance.
Or...
Why sh...
It's OK to go number 1 in the shower...
...unless you count like a computer programmer.
Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?
He did too much coding.
For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other.
For a computer programming class, I sat directl...
The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming.
The residents of Mayberry took a course in comp...
The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming.
The residents of Mayberry took a course in comp...
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a trucklo...
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100.
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a trucklo...
Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?
Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C pro...
Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?
Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C pro...
Q: Which way did the programmer go?
Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went ...
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp.
A programmer was walking along the beach when h...
A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY.
A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next t...