Programming Jokes

Programming Jokes

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all ...

Once a programmer drowned in the sea.

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Mari...

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into...

The programmer to his son: Here, I brought you a new basketball.

The programmer to his son: Here, I brought you ...

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

How many technical writers does it take to chan...

Q: Which way did the programmer go?

Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went ...

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programming languages.

Chuck Norris insists on strongly-typed programm...