Programming Jokes

Programming Jokes

3 times a virgin.


A woman had been married three times and was s...

In his book titled "Quick C", Al Stevens gives...


In his book titled "Quick C", Al Stevens gives...

An Engineer and a Programmer


A programmer and an engineer are sitting next ...

Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)


Redmond, WA -- Microsoft Corporation chair, CE...

Read it on the net


I was on my way to the post office to pick up ...

The frog & the man


A man was crossing a road one day when a frog ...

A programmer comes to


A programmer comes to a piano-player to have a...

Computer Camp


Dear Mr. Johnson:
Ann Landers wouldn't print ...

Quotes about computers, software & things


Quotes about computers and software and other ...

Letters from Little Billy


The following appeared in a computer magazine ...

One Wish Please


A man was walking down the beach when he found...

Tough Quiz


A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next ...

Tech Support "Classics!"


Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I ...

Letter from MIT


The following is an exact transcription of a l...

A man went to a brain store


A man went to a brain store to get some brain ...

Assembler Mnemonics (really techie)


Assembler programs are written with short abbr...

Programmer on plane


A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next...

Nobody understood


Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Mar...

Programmer's drinking song


99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code...

Manager, Engineer and a Programmer


There was an engineer, manager, and a programm...

Billy goes to camp


Billy's Mom's LettersThe following appeared in...

Computer Terms


486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P....

Lessons from Comp 4


I recently finished up teaching Comp 4, the co...

Programming vs. The Universe


Programming is a race between Software Develop...

Talking Frog


A man was crossing a road one day when a frog ...