A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish. The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east. The genie responded, Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits. The programmer then said, Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes Genie: Uh, let me see that map again.
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